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Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.
Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
by Eham July 10, 2005
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Penised

v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".

Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.
"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."
by Cuile June 23, 2008
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punise

the act of turning a word into a pun
i feel like the word 'otter' is really easy to punise
by erinlovesruel June 16, 2018
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Punished

You are not sorry until this has happened to you.
I'm sorry.

You are not sorry.

How do you know?

You haven't been punished.
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Wii Punished

To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and have to do homework even if you don't have any.

Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with people you never hang out with.

You may also get yelled at for driving more than 15 seconds away from your house or going to a friend's house more than once a month and staying out past 4pm.
Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
Person 2: No...
Person 1: You smell like Janathan.
by Wiitard December 9, 2008
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Wii Punished

To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.

You get yelled at for doing nothing and do homework a lot.

Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with Dianna and Brodrick.
Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
by WiiFaggot June 25, 2007
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Penised

He was absolutely penised
by Missulook February 4, 2022
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