Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.

Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it

by JoaC89 February 25, 2022

Putinize

To make someone your BITCH through skillful use of intelligence and intimidation.

Example: Premier Putin has putinized Barry Obama.

by ReyDelNorte May 13, 2014

putinize

to eliminate terrorists and criminals without compromise.

Russia has begun a decisive campaign to putinize all terrorists in Syria.

by hunshimowang December 12, 2015

Punini

Slang word for a Penis

Punini is used for penis just as punani is used for vagina.
In Nigerian slang *he get small punini* he has a small penis

by haxorBerry April 30, 2020

Putining

Doing things shirtless like russian president Vladimir Putin

Dmitry: did you see Vladimir Putining yesterday?

Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.

Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.

by Ivan Dennisovich April 30, 2014

pubini

An excessively hairy pubic area on a woman.

That pubini was so thick, I thought she still had her panties on.

by Johnny Socko May 17, 2007

pujnik

The best person ever to live. What a great guy to be around with.

Pujnik is the best footballer ever to play.

by Pujnik November 22, 2021