phallergy

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006

phalanx

A 20mm 6 barreled anti-missile CIWS (close-in weapons system) mounted on aircraft carriers and other ships. Designed to be a point defense system, it is the first effective design able to shoot down most anti-ship missiles, including High-g Maneuvering sea skimmer missiles. It's six barreled Vulcan cannon can fire at about 4,500 rounds per minute, creating a virtual wall of lead in front of the enemy missile.

The ship seemed doomed, but the phalanx system came online just in time to shoot down the anti-ship missiles.

by MArk t3h Great December 26, 2008

phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

Phalgastic

Something which is clearly phallic in nature and is unashamed of that fact.

Look at nelsons collum in its Phalgastic splendor

by Adsa February 16, 2006

phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013