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Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
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snot mike up puffed he

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea
Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*
by sage g. January 17, 2021
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jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.
HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008
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hella puffed

Hella puffed is a white girl trying to be Mexican's version of stating she is extremely high on marijuana.
Shit, me and my home girls, we got hella puffed! Huuuh!
by melnjer January 10, 2014
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fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.
Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!
by Zach G. November 19, 2003
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coco puffed

When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?
Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....

Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....
by ecd777 May 30, 2007
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all puffed up

when your dick swells increasingly large after excessive durations of sex, and or masterbations.
you are home alone on a saturday night, and jerking off to porn with 22 browsers open, and 7 hours later, you look at your dick, and AWESOME!! its "all puffed up", and fat like nigga cock.
by MasterBlaster66 January 15, 2010
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