Cuddle Puddle

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).

After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.

by HobblesAndPuddles February 20, 2017

Cuddle Puddle

the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex

i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy

by sprtrmp December 2, 2018

Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids

Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex

by Toungeshy October 16, 2017

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 16, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018