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psychic vampires

n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you

"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me
by psychicvictim August 31, 2013
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Publish Psyched

When you hoped to be published, but instead get "Publish Psyched"
Person 1: Hey, did your word get published in Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: No. I got "Publish Psyched"

Person 3: Bummer.
by Smart Hollywood :) June 1, 2013
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psyche ward

A hospital for the care and treatment of patients affected with acute or chronic mental illness. Also called mental hospital.
after striping, she went to a psyche ward.
by Gabriella B May 21, 2008
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psyched

Main Entry: psyched
Variant(s): also psyched /'sIkd/
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): psyched;
To be excited or pumped up about something.
I'm soooo psyched about the party.
by random hero June 25, 2003
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psychic amnesiac

A person who knows before hand what they will forget.
Dude: I am telling you Jerry, I will forget my keys on your dresser.

Jerry: Oh Dude, you're such a psychic amnesiac!
by XxmarkoxX July 20, 2011
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American Psycho

A controversial 1991 novel written by American author Bret Easton Ellis.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.

The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.

An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.

The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
Quotes:

"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"

American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Psycho bitch mommy

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.
"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"
by The mommy January 26, 2010
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