Sudden Psychologist

A person that has no background in psychology at all out of nowhere claiming they know your entire life story from Saturday morning cartoon stereotypes.

Sudden Psychologist: Me big smart
Victim: Shut up
Sudden Psychologist: Just from that one quote I can tell your dad has beaten you your entire life causing you to spite others for no reason at all, I can tell, I’m smart.
Victim: Shut up

by Awoooooga May 6, 2020

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

miss psychologist

nori!! she gives comfort to MILLIONS!! she will try to give the best advices and don't be shy to text her xx

are you in a crisis? you should talk to miss psychologist

by nori.pdf June 23, 2021