Hey are DRUGS illegal Russ? Are drugs illegal? How many arrests? 12!? Holy shit! SHOULD HAVE USED A PSEUDONYM FUCK-FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, GUESS WHAT!? THAT'S WHY THE 12 ARRESTS! How do you even get arrested!? NOT trying to getting away with illegal activities? Just doing it blatantly because you think you're more important than everyone?
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
You're decrying ME for trying to get out of doing 'The work' and you're trying to trick me into changing my pseudonym so you can steal your copyright back without ever interacting with me AND LEAVE ME FOR DEAD! HA! HAHAHA! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT! THAT IS PRICELESS! Is THAT what this is all about!? That's why I've been arrested ZERO TIMES, RUSS! God, WOW guys! Just WOW! How about this: You give me a handy in a public bathroom and MAYBE I'll think about it! How does that sound!? Huh!? Jesus Christ guys! You are being really petty about this and it makes me not want to be cool about it, you feel me? God damn... Aaron is a fucking genius! This guy is my fucking hero right now! IT'S THE PERFECT FILTRATION SYSTEM FOR THOUGHT! IT'S PERFECT! Hey, at least you got to fuck all the women and go to orgies and shit! Damn man... You guys are fucking DUMB! AND the quality of my work is objectively BETTER! WOW! I mean, 8 years of writing that has been implemented dozens of times and it's still not good enough, huh? You're undermining Aaron's hard work too! Fuck you for that. From a net worth of 10 million in 2016 to a networth of 100 million! And YOU THINK it's not legit? Fuck you Russell."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
Get the Pseudonymmug. Pseudonym is a fake name used by an author or poet to either conceal themselves from people who hate their works or because they do not like their name.
by PiPd1234 November 21, 2023
Get the Pseudonymmug. Idiot "Why are you using a pseudonym!?"
Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
Get the Pseudonymmug. by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017
Get the Pseudonymmug. by Mungos_ January 13, 2021
Get the pseudonymmug. The nickname that you use to call your animal/pet after an event occurs such as a sex scandal or something of that nature to the person that they're named after.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.
Guy: where's Bill Cosby?
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.
by IAmTheGreatLordOreo June 27, 2017
Get the Scandal pseudonymmug. by oge September 10, 2021
Get the pseudonymmug.