soul provider

the masterpiece from zayn and liam Payne that sadly was never released

someone: why are u crying?
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"

by soulprovider November 10, 2021

providence

Home of Brown University (the only thing NYC socialites know the state for, due to rich college bound kids), RISD (thus the crazy shit on telephone poles and insanely dressed thayer's street shoppers), Providence Place Mall (where all Rhode Islanders have, at least, been), Federal Hill (a special place with excellent food and well done jobs), and a river flowing with acid waste and occasionally water-fire, among other fabulous Rhode Island-y things.

Let's go to Providence tommorow.
The mall?
Yes.

by madison February 21, 2005

Provider

A real man that takes care of his kids and his woman in the same household..

My man is a provider.. He takes care of his house and me and the kids..

by Osammion November 17, 2019

provider

Someone who is a prostitue.

This provider is well known for her service and looks.

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007

New Providence Pool

New Providence Pool is the greatest pool in Clarksville, TN. It has the greatest staff. The management is amazing and the life guards are great at their jobs and are extremely fun. New Providence Pool is the cleanest and best run pool in the city.

Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?

guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.

by NPLG3 August 14, 2010

Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.

Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"

by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009