Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

prostiteen

An inappropriately dressed teenager, as is the style today. Combination of prostitute and teenager.

Can you believe her mother lets her dress like that? Or do you think she really is a hooker? The fashion industry is turning all these little girls into prostiteens.

by Jade5454 July 29, 2006

Prostate massage

When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts

On the escort's voicemail, the caller asked if she engaged in prostate massage.

by Colo Guy August 17, 2011

Prostatots

Pre-teen early teen girls that dress like Prostitutes

Sean that concert was full of prostatots gotta watch out.

by Zaniey September 25, 2012

Proskater

A VERY offensive word to british people...not really. It's a joke word Youtuber Caddicarus used inorder to explain why Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was named Tony Hawk's Skateboarding in the UK. (The real reason why is because people thought "Skater" would be confused for Ice Skating. Stupid reason, i know.)

"I know, not as catchy as Pro Skater, but did you know Proskater is a offensive word in the UK? Yep, it's very bad to say. So when it came to the UK, they changed it. And if you don't like that you can suck my Proskater." Caddicarus, The Awful World of Skateboarding Games, 2020

by AshySlashyMeow October 7, 2023

prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005

prostatots

Young girls dressing slutty.

Jess:Look at those girls! They look like fricking sluts!
Ali:They look like they're 11 years old. Fucking prostatots!

by Ali Fitz June 23, 2006