Prossercute

The act of a Wisconsin state supreme court justice wrapping his hands around the throat of another (female) Wisconsin state supreme court justice. See also: choke hold; GOP.

Man, did you see how he Prossercuted that bitch? Serves her right!

by ProsserFanBoi July 11, 2011

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

gold-pressed latinum

Fictitious precious material in the Star Trek universe, a very rare silver wrapped in gold.
They are graded according to quality, slip, strips, bars and bricks.

Morn DS9 stolen gold-pressed latinum and hid it one of his second stomachs after stripping off the gold. This caused him to become bald.

by trugeermof January 11, 2008

Pressed

When someone is mad over something little that doesn't concern them.

"Why is she so pressed that i don't like Selena Gomez"
"She so pressed over nothing. Like girl you need to worry about something else like climate change"

by westanarianagrande April 16, 2019

pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ February 21, 2009

pressed rat

When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.

He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.

by Descriptive May 13, 2005

hard-pressed

* with great difficulty or distress

** going through financial trouble

I would be hard-pressed to act as an old man and as his own child in a conventional movie

by Laura Dubcovsky November 15, 2007