Pregmatic

Having to prioritise what you do and shit when you realise you're up the duff for the second time in 2 years and DOH! doesn't quite cut it.

A: Now you're preggers again, be pragmatic, you're gonna have to drop shit.
B: Nah mate, imma be pregmatic.

by prettystoned August 21, 2019

unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Easy prediction

Too easy

Hey doc what do you think of texts like this from my kids mom

That is what is known as an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Wow doc you got a four dollar word for everything

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

prosticute

cute female sex maniac - ema

wow cool prosticute

by bogasuda June 15, 2011

prostichaun

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011

Pyromaticprimate

A nerd with no friends except for the ones he plays on Counter Strike, and they secretly hate him anyway.

j/k pyro =D

PYROMATICPRIMATE (10:56:37 pm): CS! CS! CS! CS! CS! CS! CS!

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

prismation

The effect of light reflecting through or off of something like a prism.

Disco balls have awesome prismation.

by Joey Kahuna November 18, 2009