Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Propagantastic

When a piece of propaganda is so amazingly hilarious, that it even makes manic depressants laugh.

"Man did you see any of those anti-communist films from the Cold War? They're propagantastic!"

by Tehtrekd July 15, 2014

Homestead Provacateur

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.

Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010

propagate

To breed.... basically to have sex, to bone, do it, fuck...

Damn, I'm so horny, I need to find someone to propagate with today!

by Mike March 7, 2005

poopcastle

A castle made of poop.

girl: Did you go to the beach?

Ted: No, but I made a poopcastle.

by Poopcastle July 13, 2011