Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

projectify

Word for when you think about a boy/girl too much and you start to imagine a personality that isn’t real. Don’t get too hyped up.

Did you projectify?
Yeah they were not how I imagined them to be at all.
You gotta stop overthinking that shit man.

by Wordinventor777 October 26, 2020

poojectile

When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.

"I tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead. I had to wash my undies."

by not doing my essay November 21, 2005

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019