When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
by Codeman_333 April 14, 2011
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Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.
Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.
by Pairly Good September 14, 2009
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Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003
Get the Vampire-Based Programming mug.Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.
by C3rb3rus_Prim3 January 14, 2014
Get the Spinach Programming mug.A programming hydra is problem of trying to patch one bug in a program only to create more with the patch.
John: I thought you said you were going to patch your program?
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.
by Hanokite November 15, 2017
Get the programming hydra mug.Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.
Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?
Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away
Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?
Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...
Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away
Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?
Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...
by tempestaz March 15, 2014
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<On Tv>
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!
<Real life>
I hate paid programming
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!
<Real life>
I hate paid programming
by SanjiSasuke May 9, 2008
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