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productive procrastination 

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
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Productive Procrastination 

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
Productive Procrastination by AKM178 February 22, 2011

productive procrastination 

what your NOT doing right now!

Productive Procrastination 

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.
I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

productive bludging 

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
productive bludging by bevanp July 27, 2010

productive nigga hours 

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive
hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours
productive nigga hours by DjFlacid August 12, 2017

productive citizen 

A MAN or woman who take care of there responsibilities, at all costs.
Dude , instead of tryna be fly, how bout being a productive citizen and take care of your responsibilities.