procrastanigga

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.

Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.

by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016

Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 23, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

Procrastinertia

The law of procrastinertia states that a person at rest remains at rest, and a person at work remains at work unless acted upon by a force of moners

Parents: Get off your ass and build an airplane from scratch
Me: no
Parents: why not?
Me: procrastinertia

by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021

Procrastineria

noun. The feeling of irritation and self hatred for procrastinating to the last minute and it failing

-Leila's project ended up getting a C, it made her feel a lot of procrastineria

by Nxdia404 July 8, 2023