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Procrastibator

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
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procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
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procrastibate

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night
by carlord0 October 14, 2009
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Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.
Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.
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procrastibate

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
by catface101 September 27, 2010
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Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.
Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.
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Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.
I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
by krakadoom October 21, 2008
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