procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight June 9, 2011

Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

procrastibation

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 5, 2010

procrasturbation

masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.

Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks

by Marinaaa May 24, 2007

Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008