Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.

Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"

by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011

Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

by Snake February 22, 2005

Pure Pioneers

A crazy group of lunatics that believe that their way of life is the only correct way to live. They constantly try to impose their beliefs on others. They are anti gay and lesbian and anti sex education in schools. They got their start by opposing a teen pep program in Clearview Regional High School. They are few and far between but cause a great deal of problems to a community and local school boards. Are generally associated with religious fanatics that are blind to the people around them. Same group of people tried to have Harry Potter books removed from libraries for being anti religion and corrupting the minds of the young. People in this group are completely crazy and only cause a nascence for people around them.

pure pioneers crazy sex education anti sex education anti Harry Potter religious fanatics anti gay anti lesbian

by With a clear view February 26, 2009

unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.

no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.

by Maves December 12, 2012

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!

Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.

by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009

Pioneer Middle School

A dumbass school where you're either a Jew, wannabe ghetto, red neck, or just plain white. Everyone thinks they so cool because they juul and smoke weed. The teachers are child molesters and the news are there every other week.

Kid 1: "what school you go to?"
Kid 2: "pioneer middle school"
Kid 1: *gets up and leaves*

by Thisisdumb April 30, 2019

Cuban Prisoner

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it behind the back of your ass so she can't get out.

So I made her to the cuban prisoner and she started choking.

by FBZ May 13, 2006