Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

Primate

noun
A primitive person who remains undeveloped in sociability and culture.

That primate always cries about people different from him.

by D3174 August 10, 2023

media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021

primat

matteo (brasil)

Ugh, you're such a primatenmensch.

by riaslover187 February 17, 2021