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presbyterian church

the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance
the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
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Presbyterian shower

A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a basin
of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.
His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.
by mr_sandoz September 19, 2009
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Presbyterian Ladies College

These are girls that are up them selves and there nicknames are prostitutes last chance and there are many more! some maybe pretty but most of them are sluts and bitch about everyone even there closest friends. There just a waste of your time and are stuck up snobs and their daddy's just pay for everything and flash their money in everyones faces.

The best schools to go to are St Mary's, St Hildas and every other girls school :)
Presbyterian Ladies College = basically a prostitutes last chance
by lalalalallalallaalovveeeeeee August 30, 2010
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presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.
i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.
by oddkin April 29, 2005
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preyy

it's what all the cool kids are saying - instead of pretty.
omg this song is preyyyy cool.
by comptonADS July 13, 2010
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Presbytearian

A religion so boring dat you would actually cry from trying to suffer through a sermon.
I can't stand to sit though **any** church-meeting --- no matter what da denomination --- and so pretty much ANY sermon would feel like a Presbytearian service to me.
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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Prezbyterian

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.
They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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