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Russel Provost

oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.
Sweet Christ, Lou! Look at that guy on the dance floor! Dopey Russel Provost-lookin' schmuck!
by AngeredOne March 1, 2005
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preposterous third

preposterous third wheel
preposterous third nipple
preposterous third testicle

works with pretty much every third thing.
person 1: wanna come to dinner with me and my girlfriend?
person 2: no way. i dont want to be a preposterous third wheel.
by R4CHH October 25, 2007
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prepost

A reverse repost: when one lurks far enough back in a blog or Wall to find the original version of a more current post.
I saw this picture already. Since I've been viewing older posts, that means this is a prepost!
by Ace93 October 9, 2011
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provosting

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!
by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016
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Prepostrophes

The symbols drawn in thin air when people want to "emphasize" a word or expression and use both hands to make invisible "quote marks" in space.
Yeah, he's a really sad dork - always using prepostrophes to show how (raises both hands and twitches the first two fingers on each, like bunny-ears) *important* what he says is??
by Mikky G August 23, 2009
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Preposterageous

An adjective used to describe a situation, event, etc., when the words "preposterous" and "outrageous" are not enough on their own, and they must therefore be combined into one glorious word.
Football Fan 1: Did you see Chad Ochocinco's grill?

Football Fan 2: Was it preposterageous?
Football Fan 1: It was preposterageous.
by $tack Ca$h September 20, 2009
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prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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