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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
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prevenient

Coming before.
The prevenient horse always wins.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.
Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released
by ldlamppa December 9, 2013
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Pedening

A gathering of people who feel their intellect and money makes them superior to otherS
“where’s Joe tonight?”

“Oh he’s off pedening with Caitlin
by Simon is Simple May 24, 2020
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Haas Peening

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people
Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based
by IDon'tKnowReally March 13, 2021
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lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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