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Premming

The practice of speculating about top soccer players joining the English Premier League during the off season.

eg: Its summer again and goal.com has started premming about Ronaldo
Messi is not leaving Barcelona, stop premming
by Observer247 June 26, 2017
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Priming

I was priming so hard there was blood.
by Party Wolf February 6, 2019
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Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
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preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.
I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.
by James March 11, 2003
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preminator

one who is involved in poot; the master, in fact
the preminator just gave the silent mantis the most severe pooting of his life.
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preminder

a reminder that you will later be reminding someone about something; a reminder before the actual reminder
Just a preminder, I'm gonna ask you later for the rent check.
by 83n May 13, 2011
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