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premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.
She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.
by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009
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premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.
"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."
by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011
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premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.
by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022
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premercial

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
by Jody M September 6, 2007
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premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!
by Max O. June 17, 2009
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Premarital sex

I guess you have to be prepared to die.
- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??
by Blabooga December 15, 2020
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Premier League

English top flight but definitely not the best league in the world.

They only spend money to buy talents from other leagues, especially the Bundesliga; otherwise the teams would be too garbage.

The top 6s are inconsistent and trash over the years to make the league so competitive

Majority fans are snobby and look down on other leagues.
Premier League is good but definitely not the best.

Person 1"Why is that kid raises he nose and look down on others? Is he from a privileged private school"
Person 2"Nah, he's a premier league supremacist".
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