premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.

"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."

by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premercial

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)

What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?

by Jody M September 6, 2007

premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009

permed

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.

by mangydank April 21, 2018

Prededated

The act of a savage attack: physical, moral, or just a complete mind fuck. Typically done by a true predator himself.

He felt prededated when his Lt. told him he'll be working until 0200hrs.

by theonlyone7654 July 14, 2018