premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009