premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

by AEI January 11, 2008

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

by csepulv October 4, 2007

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

by chaekirbz December 10, 2016

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

by cccccchris January 2, 2014

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

by bp again September 6, 2012