pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009

pneumatic

A clever way to call someone an airhead (playing off the traditional meaning of pneumatic, which is, "pertaining to or filled with air.") Usually used in reference to women who are bubbly and nice, but dumb as a box of rocks.

Girl 1: That girl is such an idiot--she probably can't remember how to spell her own name.
Girl 2: Be nice, she's just a little....pneumatic.

by itcomesandgoes May 11, 2010

Pneumatic

A way publishers used to describe women as busty.

Guy 1: look at her walk
Guy 2: yea, she's very pneumatic

by [insert dirty word here] November 29, 2016

preggalicious

a slang term used to refer to a sexy, relatively young woman that is experiencing a planned pregnancy.

Roxanne was preggalicious back in '93.

by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

Scientia Pragmatica

The modern day Bible, containing everyone's personal tricks.

(aka SP or scipr pronounced sigh-per)

I'm going on holiday, I'm checking the scientia pragmatica for travel tips.

by Apacheting May 9, 2023

poematic

poem like substance that will be fatal

dude dont drink that, its poematic

by p digglet December 12, 2009

premoticon

To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.

Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.

by MadiKelli February 4, 2012