Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

praying mantis style

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

by 26110 September 6, 2012

Praying

A word used when Christian people on Facebook want to virtue signal to other Christian people on Facebook and is usually employed during a health, marriage or financial crisis. People don't actually engage in the activity the word implies. Sometimes used as a technique to spread online gossip disguised as a prayer request. It's the Christian version of wishing someone good luck.

Poster 1:. " My Uncle just lost his job and his truck was stolen! He needs a miracle. Also his wife left him.'

Poster 2: ""Praying!"

Poster 1: "My sister's friend found out her husband is dressing in her clothes. Let's give the devil a black eye by praying for his salvation and deliverance from perversion. He works at the pharmacy ."

Poster 2: "Praying!"

Poster 3: "Praying"

Poster 4: "Praying"

Poster 5:. "Which pharmacy?"

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

praying donkey

just before you blow your load from pumping a girls ass doggie style, you take out your rod and let it explode on her back.

Hey mom, what's a praying donkey?

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Preying Mantis

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009