drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

Preschool

The best type of school.

You don’t have to wake up at early times, and the only thing you do is learn the alphabet, make stuff, and take naps (if the preschool in question goes for the full school day).

Kids go there at around age 3-5

Person 1: I wish i could go to preschool again, high school sucks!
Person 2: Same!

by I Absolutely HATE School August 15, 2022

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019

Playstation Preschooler

Similar to iPad kid, except with a playstation.

Damnit, get off the console, you playstation preschooler

by Skigler July 9, 2024