Paxton Purnomo

a not very intelligent dude but is extremely funny and kind he will always be there for you but you will fall in love with him and then he will date your best friend.

Girl: omg Paxton Purnomo is soo hot
Boy: you know he is dating your best friend right?

by The biological gal June 14, 2021

Paxton’s Mom

The hottest MILF in the world. Nobody comes close.

Damn she hot as fuck. she must be Paxton’s Mom

by KernalKeen January 9, 2022

Paxton

The best person in the world. He is sooooooo great and nice. He is super smart and is great.

Student 1: Oof
Student 2: oof paxton nice

by Ooooof oooooooooooooooof November 20, 2019

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack

Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.

Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.

Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack

by John Basedowww August 9, 2008

Paxton

A turd too large to belong to a small dog such as a yorkie

I heard Johnny Depp’s wife shit in his bed.

No, it was his yorkie.

But it was a paxton.

by Batman219 February 12, 2019

Paxton

Paxton is a pretty cool dude. He’s very straightforward and polite, but he can get crazy at times. He had flat hair and a very rounded head. He is also very gullible sometimes.

Mia: My boyfriend Paxton is super chill. He does my homework for me.

by Kanye_East240 July 13, 2021

Paxton

Paxton,a great kisser also has a huge dick. He definitely hits it and quits it. Definitely gets mad bitches with his huge schlong

Basically the freshest nigga god has made

Boy 1 : Paxton stole my bitch

Boy 2 : Well she will be fine,paxton has a huge dick

by NasstyDawg December 1, 2021