Pretendarista

Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.

That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.

by A Sparky May 1, 2010

pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005

Pramendra

Someone who loves you like a lord or Lord of love. The first name of Pramendra has given you a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.

Pramendra is a clever man.

by Pragya Shukla November 23, 2021

pretendaz

One who fakes the funk and thinks they are real gangster when really they tell more stories than Dr. Suess.

Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."

Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"

by O.G. Hennessey Loc September 22, 2009

pretenda-fag

A guy that tries being bisexual or gay and ends up going back to females.

Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.

by mystical777girl May 27, 2011

pretendvatory

The act of pretending to do inventory.

Every sunday chad doesn't want to work so he does pretendvatory

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

Pravindra

God of proficient, skilled, conversant, dodgy

We found that person who was Pravindra.

by P Shekhar November 23, 2021