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powerbone

Unusually vociferous sex. Often the result of a lustful buildup, and gender neutral.
Person 1: I heard John totally powerboned Mary last night at Shelly's.
Person 2: I heard she powerboned HIM!
Person 1: Does it matter?
Person 3: Guys I got frogurt!
Person 2: No one likes you! Go back to homeschool already.
by Chet Billingsdale June 19, 2008
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Powerpoint

A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.
That douchebag just made a powerpoint on Saturn because he has no brain.
by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008
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powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
by geek.neo May 6, 2010
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PowerPoint

A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.
Wow! He memorized the entire text! The PowerPoint was for OUR benefit, not his!
by MarComiX March 5, 2009
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Death By PowerPoint 2007

The shocking over use of the new "3D" and Smart-Art features in PowerPoint 2007 to make a dull presentation look 'great'. Although the author might love it, the audience will have hurty eyes from all the ugly shiny effects and bright colors.
Joe: I had to go watch the new presentation on health and safety today

Bob: How was it?

Joe: OMG, it was Death by PowerPoint 2007. It had so much Smart-Art in it that I needed to put my shades on.
by pete8314 February 17, 2009
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PowerPorn

Microsoft PowerPoint presentation containing pornographic pictures. Commonly used in workplaces to pass porn through email filters.
Man, IT remote controlled into my computer today, and I couldn't close my PowerPorn fast enough for them to not catch me!
by huffandoback October 30, 2008
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Powerpoint picnic

A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.
"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.
by Working Lunch April 21, 2009
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