PowerPoint

A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.

Wow! He memorized the entire text! The PowerPoint was for OUR benefit, not his!

by MarComiX March 5, 2009

Powerkid

One who strikes fear into all that are sorry enough to stand in his path. The ultimate alpha-male. His blood smells like cologne. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

No longer was he called Day9 he was now elevated to the level of.... Powerkid.

by Virtua April 25, 2011

poweraid

the most satisfying, pleasurable drink ever.

I sure love my poweraid.

by lalalalizzie February 26, 2009

Death By PowerPoint 2007

The shocking over use of the new "3D" and Smart-Art features in PowerPoint 2007 to make a dull presentation look 'great'. Although the author might love it, the audience will have hurty eyes from all the ugly shiny effects and bright colors.

Joe: I had to go watch the new presentation on health and safety today

Bob: How was it?

Joe: OMG, it was Death by PowerPoint 2007. It had so much Smart-Art in it that I needed to put my shades on.

by pete8314 February 17, 2009

powerslide

Throttle-on induced oversteer. Initiating a drift (oversteer) by applying the throttle in a turn enough to make the rear wheels break traction and slide out.

Any car can drift using the handbrake. But you need a rear wheel drive car to powerslide!

by sffjkajakfsk January 26, 2008

powerword

The Powerword: Real Name is one of the most powerful spells in an internet wizard's arsenal. Most people believe that the relative anonymity of the net allows them to indulge their most perverted and unacceptable desires without consequence. However, since these same people are not elite hackers who have taken Computer Science III, they don't realize how easy it is for a highly motivated team of Hackers on Steroids, like for instance Anonymous, GNAA or Bantown, to track down their dox and reveal all to the world.

Revealing to your victim that you know their Powerword: Real Name will cause them to panic, as they suddenly confront the possibility that their Furaffinity posts or the Eagle-Fox hybrid voraphile porn on their DeviantART account could be seen by potential employers. Their typical reaction will be to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING - fortunately, most good trolls take screenshots.

The name is fashioned after D&D, where several high-level magic-user spells are called "Power Words" because they cause a given effect with just a single word (power word kill being the most 1337.)

According to the secret policy document owned by LJ Abuse, but not the actual LJ TOS, using a person's real name on LJ is a suspendable offense.

Of course, this only works if their real name is genuine and not a clever decoy.

-using their handle
Wow, SexySherilyn17F, you certainly are fucked up.
-to using their real name (powerword)
Wow, Tony Sidaway, you certainly are fucked up.

by PW070 January 7, 2018

Powerpoint picnic

A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.

"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.

by Working Lunch April 21, 2009