Powergasm

A physical and emotional sensation brought on by a vast influx of inspiration of achievement. Powergasms are induced by listening to epic music or through a success in business, sports or gaming.

1:Dude, why was that guy at the back bus was punching the air and pushing his chest out?
2:I'm pretty sure he has a powergasm from listening to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack...

1:Is it just me or has Randy developed a nervous twitch?
2:It's not a nervous twitch, he's just had a perpetual powergasm for the past week since he got promoted.

by meowfulcopter October 20, 2009

Pittsburgh Powerwash

When being blown, grab your terrible towel right before you cum, then cum into the terrible towel and wipe it in your partners face.

I was in my man cave watching the steelers game as my girlfriend was blowing me and right before I came I grabbed my terrible towel and Pittsburgh Powerwashed her.

by Patrick chaos Bateman September 19, 2011

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

Powerwash

When you bust one on a girl's face so hard it removes her makeup.

Man I had makeup all over the bed cause I powerwashed that bitch last night!

by Fo3 April 19, 2011

powerballistic

With great zeal, enthuziasm, and passion.

You can pursue them with powerballistic interest.

by BMoney August 25, 2003

Powerpast

When someone walks very slowly in front of you (for example tourists) and you want to go past them

Nick: Oh my Jane, these tourists are so slow, im almost tripping over their feet
Jane: Come on! Powerpast them!

by gLeeDiker February 26, 2011

Powerwasted

The act of getting completely shitfaced and losing any morals, and/or inhibitions. Examples include singing the wrong lyrics as loud as you can, making friends with that statue of John Wayne, having a conversation with someone who's deaf and never realizing it, singing any Katy Perry or Adele song at karaoke, puking in the trashcan behind the bar only to wash your vomit down with old crow and rainier, etc. A pants off-dance off may occur. Also, you may piss on your buddy while he sleeps. Requires between 30 and 40 beers, and also requires 10-15 shots or thereabouts. A case of champagne will lead you to power wasted as well. Many cigarettes are required. A hundred dollar bar tab is the bare minimum. You cannot get powerwasted by drinking any kind of light beer. A casual drinker doesn't have the ability to get powerwasted. A severe powerwasting is generally accompanied the next day by pbr at ten a.m. to beat off the stage eleven hangover.

Me: "Where are we?"
Friend: "I think we're in Portland."
Me: "How did we get here?"
Friend: "I recall having irish car bombs at the HH and a spacebag of sangria."
Me: "So you don't know either?"
Friend: "We must have been powerwasted!"

by Sethisrad August 1, 2013