Blueberry Poundcake

A sexual act when just before a man climaxes, the woman punches him in the testicles.

She delivered the blueberry poundcake swiftly before receiving his seed.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

Strawberry Poundcake

The gentleman's term for having relations with a woman whilst she is on her period.

John: So, how'd it go with Sarah last night? She was on her period, so i'm assuming you two didn't have sex.
Bob: I beg to differ, my friend. In fact, i spent the majority of my night making a nice Strawberry Poundcake.

by KaminL October 3, 2012

Iranian Poundcake

Actually does not mean anything at all, but when you say it everyone around who doesnt know will either ask what it is or even better pretend they actually do know what twisted sex term it means

Dude in response to the pajowa i gave you last night, you responded with a massive Iranian Poundcake

by RUMC September 12, 2008

Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

by meat dick October 15, 2008

Montreal Poundcake

A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.

Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight

John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!

by D-Cent January 7, 2011

Vermont Poundcake

Since the state of Vermont has a lot of queers, I've decided to name it after something. I used it When you take a shit freeze it until hardened, then you begin to dock with the turd.

Rickey Martin took a shit, froze it, and gave it to Clay Aakin so he could dock with it. That's how a Vermont Poundcake works.

by Jakepez November 21, 2010

german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat December 16, 2007