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Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."
Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
by miker94 January 5, 2011
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Pottered

When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.
Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered
by nortybutnice April 3, 2019
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puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
by Their dheheie April 8, 2020
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coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.
After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.
by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007
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Harry Pottered

When one of the siblings in a family gets treated in a less beneficial way than the other(s), much like Harry Potter in the Dursley family. Also known as Cinderelling.
Son 1: Mom, can i get an ice cream?
Mom: Sure son, everything for my sweety pie.
Son 2: Mom, can i get one too?
Mom: You can have this one, the other ones are to big for you *picks up the smallest one*.
Dude watching 1: Wow, that kid just got Harry Pottered!
Dude watching 2: Amen.
by VonPuFF September 1, 2013
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Poulter

you are a poulter
by Haaaaaaa2000 June 5, 2018
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Will Poulter

“is that will poulter?”
you mean my husband? yes.”
by ki<3 October 1, 2021
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