Potterish

A Boring old cunt with no sense of humour

and a personality of a brown paper bag

Dave is dull he is potterish

by velmalovescock May 21, 2020

Potterized

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

by Glen S April 1, 2007

Potteristic

the working of magic either subtle or otherwise on people around you.

First Guy: How did such a homely dude wind up with a babe like that?
Second Guy: He had to have went Potteristic on her. It had to be some kind of magic.

by Dubrond May 7, 2011

pottermaniac

one who loves Harry Potter books and films.

Look at Jim he owns all Harry Potters Books he is a real pottermaniac

by SGMlake October 10, 2017

Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

pottermania

the excessive obsession over a book (ie harry potter). side effects: strange scars on forehead, everything stick-like becomes a wand, start talking with a british accent, and evry conversation has some refrence to the book

A: Hey, how far are you in the new harry potter book?
B Dodu, you mean Harry Pothead?

by all american duct tape November 4, 2003

potterfaced

Hammered or shitfaced.

I heard you were potterfaced last night

by Anonymous April 2, 2003