Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

Pottar

Wanting everything, selfish, never satisfied

I can't stand Diane's pottar ways.

by Melinda Warden September 28, 2004

potthard

a person who is insanely obsessed about harry potter.

Potthard: I love Harry Potter, he is like the best wizard of all!

Voldemort: No bitch, i am! *avada kadevra*

Normal Person: Guys shut up, you sound like nerds!

by potthard October 16, 2011

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Potard

Someone who recklessly posts fake news on social media without fact checking.

You're posting fake news again Potard.

by DAaveC May 22, 2018

Pattard

Slightly below full retard.

Damn he got arrested for shoplifting pop tarts and knocked up a single mom of two in the same semester?

Yeah man, he went full pattard.

by Jufghkokghhj December 10, 2018