Petraitis

The kid who is very smart but doesn't really pay attention at the beginning but does his work very quickly

Me:You are a Petraitis

Friend:Thanks

by Dukygaming March 11, 2019

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

potraitor

Someone who is not only a traitor, but they are basically a mental vegetable.

‘Brandon is a potraitor.”

by SaintMaybe April 1, 2022

Portraitor

Self Image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. The photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.

"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."

by sans-souci January 11, 2010

Petraiture

A portrait of your pet

My mom cried when I gave her the custom Petraiture of her late pug for Christmas.

by MML1234 April 2, 2016

Portraity

A selfie portrait that is artistic, (high art )in nature.

ArtistCaroleJMcCoy creates portraity selfies, that are artistic in nature , not just your regular duck mouth poochy selfie.

by Artist Writer Carole J McCoy January 29, 2021

portraitsofhell

my mutual who is emo asf. They kin Akutagawa (duh)

"dude, i talked to portraitsofhell today"
"Oh yeah? What did they say?"
"They mostly just coughed up a lung lol"

by ladymacbethsshawty July 2, 2021