pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

body policing

When a person finds something unattractive and has the audacity to say that they find that thing unattractive. This greatly some nutjob feminists.

You: I would not sleep with that guy, he has manboobs.
Nutjob feminist blogger: Stop body policing!

by buhhaxmeowunnee April 12, 2011

patricking

to over-excite one's self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.

Common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one's face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance

Katie: "Stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!"

Patrick: *hands over face, shaking*

Jacob: (to Andy)"Wow, he hasn't patricked this badly in days."

Andy: "Yeah, let's replace him"

by Musicalandy February 10, 2008

Plicking

Masturbation; in the context of a small Penis.

Hey man, did you see Hong Chi? He was totally Plicking last night!

by Jman102 May 22, 2011

Temper tantrum policing

First her mother heard the hitting, then the crying, then the screaming to her mother for help and running to her, then telling their father to kick his ass for that.

The girl thought the world should be one giant intervention stage for temper tantrum policing, just like at home when she was a kid, even if it meant the police shooting some mentally ill guy, as long as she felt safe, nobody else mattered but her, just like her mother taught her.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

potlacking

Used to describe a person sitting on their phone while using the toilet.

“You’ve been in there forever! stop potlacking and let us use the bathroom!”

by uxairz January 7, 2023