Potatoist

mis-labeling a potato
or
refusing to acknowledge that there are different types of potatoes

basically, you are being racist to a potato.

"You look like a potato!"
"Excuse me, potatoes come in different colors. You are being potatoist right now!"

by A potatoist :( April 19, 2023

Potatolighting

When angry Irish people who hate Israel react spitefully to the idea of a boycott on Irish products by falsely claiming that doing so would deprive you of a national supply of potatoes with which to produce all manner of potato based products. Potatolighting is considered a highly specialised form of gaslighting and is particularly popular among followers of Richard Boyd Barrett, People Before Profit, and Sinn Féin.

"How's your day going Daniel?"
"Up and down, ya know. TBH I'm getting a lot of potatolighting over on Twitter/X and it's doing my head in."

by anonymous October 31, 2023

u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.

Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird

by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020