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Potato Salad Thread 

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.
So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.
Potato Salad Thread by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

potato salad explosion 

You had a big diarrhea
"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"
potato salad explosion by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020

Potato Salad Male 

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.

Who made the potato salad? 

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.
While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.

Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

Sand in the potato salad 

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.