Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

Post Mass Effect Depression

Sometimes associated with the "Mass Effect effect", this feeling comes from the completion of the Mass Effect game series. Common causes include getting immersed so much in the game that after completion, you feel lost and/or empty, or realizing that the Mass Effect universe is so amazing compared to our own and you're pushed down by the fact that you'll never be a part of it.

To be less extreme, people may feel empty because they realize that no other game will ever be as immersive as the Mass Effect series, thus ending their gaming career forever.

A common outcome of Post Mass Effect Depression:

"No girl like Tali'Zorah nar Rayya exists in our world..."

*gunshot*

by robboelrobbo July 15, 2011

Post-Party Depression

is commonly experienced following parties of any kind. Severity of symptoms may depend on a number of variables, two of which being the duration of the event, and general level of epicness. The symptoms of depression may include, but are not limited to: feelings of emptiness, loneliness, disconnect, gloominess, and general sadness. The individual may feel reclusive, or oppositely, the need to connect with certain people -- possibly both. Once everyone has gone their separate ways, the world feels empty, and one may feel disconnected from it. Their emotions feel detuned and/or out of tune, creating an inescapable feeling of dissonance. For the time being, one is without their much needed sense of normality which, while emotionally disconcerting, may cause him or her to become very reflective in a rather nostalgic way.

Treatment for Post-Party Depression: Naps, watching your favorite TV shows, watching movies, comfort foods, relaxing, playing old video games, talking to people online or on the phone, post-poning any obligations until symptoms subside.

by .Yes. July 13, 2012

Post-Greys Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after watching an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

“Why are you so sad?”
“Derek died last night, Post-Greys depression”

by imonlymakingthisforatiktok June 16, 2021

The Pablum Post

Observations of a world gone wrong and where the humorless are banned.

Did the boss leave yet? I need some The Pablum Post time with my computer.

For folks that enjoy butts, balls, booze, boys, and things that go BOOM!

by Your Names Here February 14, 2012

Post-Sasso

Term for a show, series or group after a prominent member left said act.
The expression was coined by famed funny man and professional chunk of coal Norm Macdonald.

"One Direction was never the same post-sasso."

"I've stopped watching Top Gear post-sasso."

"I prefer to watch silicon valley post-sasso."
"Post-sasso? What the fuck is that? That ain't a thing."

by tHE_wORDSTER19 May 26, 2020

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017