Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

by The post officer January 3, 2011

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

POUTRAGEOUS

1.To pout in an overly dramatic, and overexagerated way. 2. Thick, luscious, shiny lips.

1. Oh god! I was only 5 minutes late! Do'nt get all poutrageous on me. (or,) I can't talk to wendy right now, she is in one of her poutrageous moods. 2. Look at her lips! she must have gotten collogen injections, cuz her lips are poutrageous!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009

poatrage

A state of being angry while poating

The man who was in a poatrage desroyed the building with his poat.

by poater's helper February 26, 2009

poutrageous

Denotes the perceived status of something that someone considers so unreasonable or incompatible with his own wishes/preferences/capabilities that he reacts to it by fumingly going off to sulk in a corner.

I merely suggested that my five-year-old should visit the pediatrician for a pre-school checkup, but he found that idea so poutrageous that he slammed off into his room and didn't come back out till late that afternoon.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

postage-pinchpenny

Someone who constantly attempts to minimize the cost of sending his outgoing mail, perhaps even resorting to dishonest/advantage-taking measures to save even more.

One of the most effective ways to be a postage-pinchpenny is to simply "reverse the charges" --- i.e., write your mail-piece's recipient's name and address in the space where its sender's address-information is supposed to go (and vice-versa), then slap a few cents'-worth of postage on the envelope/box so that it still won't cost you much to ship your parcel but it won't blatantly look as if you are merely trying to mail the parcel for free, and deposit your item in the Post Office's "anonymous" mail-slot or "outside box" to avoid your having to face the scrutinizing eyes of a postal employee who naturally would just reject the package right off. Then, of course, the Post Office will have no choice but to just unwittingly go ahead and deliver your package to its intended recipient (incorrectly believing that he is the sender who grossly under-stamped the package, and that they are therefore merely performing a "returned to sender for postage" procedure); this works best for merely "local-destination" mail, since the Post Office might balk --- and be suspicious about how this "distantly"-return-addressed parcel ever got into their "local" outgoing-mail box --- at expensively "returning" a mail-piece to a faraway location.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019