When you’re at the end of your blunt and it starts falling apart you call it a Posty because Post Malone has the song “I fall apart”
by Yung rev July 21, 2021
Get the Postymug. The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
Get the Postie-wankmug. A derogatory term for someone born post-9/11. Mainly attributed to American members of Gen Z and Gen Alpha.
by Madison W September 10, 2023
Get the Postiemug. Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009
Get the ghost postiesmug. 1. Noun: (most common) nicotine rips mainly after a meal or other receptor priming activity
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event
1. That Taco Bell slapped, can I hit your juul to take some posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?
by Suhdudeyonder July 15, 2021
Get the Postiesmug. by Georgiewinter September 8, 2025
Get the Send it like a postiemug. by Bauhs May 10, 2021
Get the Postymug.