Posty

When you’re at the end of your blunt and it starts falling apart you call it a Posty because Post Malone has the song “I fall apart”

Austin: pass the blunt
Noah: you can try to hit it its a bit of a posty

by Yung rev July 21, 2021

Postie

A derogatory term for someone born post-9/11. Mainly attributed to American members of Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

What would you even know about it? You're a damn postie.

by Madison W September 10, 2023

Send it like a postie

When you are getting reading to have a big night

Hey boys tonight we are gonna send it like a postie

by Georgiewinter September 8, 2025

Posties

1. Noun: (most common) nicotine rips mainly after a meal or other receptor priming activity
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event

1. That Taco Bell slapped, can I hit your juul to take some posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?

by Suhdudeyonder July 15, 2021

ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

Posty

Being relegated to running around naked with a rock and torch, usually while malding.

I can't seem to get a start today, I'm going full Posty.

by Bauhs May 10, 2021

Posty Mom

A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Posty mom.

by girlmom2018 January 26, 2021