Postcards

The dry hump of marketing strategies.

"And here I am reduced to postcards, the dry hump of marketing strategies." - Killface

by MD. April 8, 2008

postcardigan depression

when you take off your cardigan then get depressed

Julie hasn't left her house since the party. I think she is suffering from postcardigan depression.

by squatsandmilk August 7, 2011

Postcards From Buster

A TV show featured on PBS about a rabbit name Buster who goes around America and visits people of all races and color.

<Person 1> Nigga, I love this show.
<Person 2> Yeah, this is the most multicultural show ever.
<Person 1> Educational and not racist. You won't find many shows without any racist bullshit nowadays with all of that Britney Spears nigger dissing asian eye slitters racist white niggers.
<Person 2> Fo shizzle mah nizzle.

by The Six-Oh-Four September 8, 2005

French Postcards

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail

Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.

by The King_50 April 4, 2009

postcardbox

ADJ. having a vertical black stripe on the left and right side, such as a 4:3 television show when presented on a widescreen TV. Compare to letterbox.

Jill: Hey, if your fancy plasma TV is so awesome, then why does everyone look so fat when we watch your DVDs of Seinfeld? Like, even that clock on the wall is stretched out into an oval! What gives?

Jack: It's an old show. We could watch it in 4:3, but then it would be postcardbox, and those black bars drive me crazy.

by Artie! June 22, 2010

postcardesque

Beautiful scenery worthy of appearing on a postcard.

The seaside towns of Brittany, France, with their stunning cliffs and blue waters, were postcardesque.

by ontherocks2 October 2, 2010

postcarder

A person who uses text messaging or instant messaging to send one-way communications. Even if you respond immediately to their postcard, there is little hope you will receive a reply. The postcard has already put their phone away or closed the instant messaging window after they delivered their postcard

Ian is such a postcarder. I received another one-way text message from his this morning. I replied the 2nd I got his message, but he probably already turned his phone off.

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016