Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
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While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
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Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
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